Besides haunting your dreams and hawking mad Whoppers and breakfast sandwiches that cut 2 years off of your life per bite, Burger King is also pretty decent at the cheapo Xbox games they sell at Burger King joints now.

That photo was taken just after some dude in the King costume beat New York Jets linebacker Jonathan Vilma at Pocketbike Racer.

A guy who excels at wearing a fiberglass mask is better at a videogame than someone who earns millions of dollars performing physical feats of strength and has probably touched more women that any of us will ever set eyes on. Obviously Burger King is better.