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<title>GB Review: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am (PS2)</title>
<author>Brian Mohr</author>
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<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.gamebump.com/images/upload/e6o1rhs207ati3hkxcjpk1jr.jpg" alt="" alignment="" border="0"></p><p></p><img style="border: 0px none ;" src="http://www.gamebump.com/typeimage.php?width=109&amp;color=orange&amp;font=stencil&amp;size=20&amp;text=IN%20SHORT"><br>Horrible, terrible and simple are just a few words to describe
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am. This game doesnt do anything
right - the golf, racing and fighting are all bad. All I can say is that youve been
warned.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Its difficult to tell if Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie
Ninja Pro-Am is trying to be a terrible game or just is one. I guess it doesnt
really matter because you should likely avoid this title at all costs.</p>



<p class="MsoNormal">Just like the television series and movie that subsequently
followed, Zombie Ninja Pro-Am meanders around without much of a purpose. In
fact, the designers goal isnt focused at all on the game clearly; instead
its more about screwing with the player's head. I guess that's to be expected with Aqua Teen.</p>



<p class="MsoNormal"></p><p></p><p></p>In the game, players take on the role of Frylock who is
invited to the Jersey Pines golf course. What follows is your experience at the
golf course which is far from the Pines expected; instead its a toxic spill.<p></p>



<p class="MsoNormal">From here, youre put into one of three games. There is a
golf portion which is fully simplistic: all you do is turn and push X to time
the power and accuracy of the swing. This is entirely completed with the X button.</p><p class="MsoNormal"></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.gamebump.com/images/upload/28tdro6unzvbnr9anu878bfq.jpg" alt="" alignment="" border="0"></p> <p></p>



<p class="MsoNormal">Following your hit, youll enter the second portion of the
game where youre forced to slowly run down the course. This part is
essentially a beat em' up as youll meet numerous characters from the show and
other such things you have to kill before being able to hit the ball again. You
carry a variety of items to kill enemies with including your club, a sword,
guitar, spray and more. On the way, you can also pick up various power-ups that
can be utilized in the golfing and racing portions of the game.</p>



<p class="MsoNormal">Once in awhile, youll enter the third aspect of the game
which is three races with golf carts against the alien frat boys. This like
every other aspect of the game: it's extremely simple as there are missiles and turbo
available throughout.</p>



<p class="MsoNormal">The combination of all this is a terrible game through and
through. The graphics are horrifying with ghastly frame rates and repetitive
enemies they throw at you. The controls as mentioned are very simplistic and
the gameplay is short. There are just 12 levels in the game and it shouldnt
take you more than a handful of hours to complete the experience if you are
really willing to put yourself through it. </p>



<p class="MsoNormal">About the only thing worthy in this game is the voice acting
which is spot on; the characters from the show are in here including the
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past. He is joined by the Commentator Guy, ESPNs
Scott Van Pelt. Overall Ive got to say that the dialogue can be humorous at times.</p>



<p class="MsoNormal">The only other benefit in the game particularly for fans of
the series is the 12 minutes of cameo clips of characters and the four full
episodes, including one that has never been aired.</p>



<p class="MsoNormal">In the end, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
appears to be more an attempt by the designers to play a prank on those foolish
enough to buy the game by giving them a lesson in tedium. Pure and simple, this
game has absolutely no benefit unless you enjoy torturing yourself.</p><p class="MsoNormal"></p>Publisher: Midway<br>Developer: Midway<br>Release: Nov 5, 2007<br>MSRP: $29.99<br>Mature<br><br>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 16:16:38 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>My Sim Aquarium Images, Info</title>
<author>The Gaming Horizon Archive</author>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Viva Media and Formosoft VR released five images for the upcoming PC title My Sim Aquarium today.</p><p>The pet simulation game features 48 species of fish, different ways to decorate your tank and a 3D camera. As you watch your swimmers grow and prosper, Sim Aquarium will also allow you to set your screensaver as your fish tank.</p><p>&quot;My Sim Aquarium allows all fish lovers an opportunity to enjoy their
pets like never before. Rarely does virtual pet software allow the user
the chance to engage their pets in their own environment. With My Sim
Aquarium, players have the freedom to play, swim, and feed their fish
from a full 360 degree underwater perspective,&quot; said Viva Media CEO Carlo Voelker.</p><p>Viva Media, a New York-based publisher known for picking up educational and adventure-themed titles, has not announced pricing or release date information for My Sim Aquarium.
</p> Originally written by Evan Lahti]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:54:00 -0500</pubDate>
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